Before I begin, I want to say that I’m not enough of a board-certified expert on policy to say whether everything Trump has done is good or bad, though if his popularity is any indication, it’s bad. The one thing I do know is that he’s a 79 year old moron and a terrible public speaker who says stupid things every hour of every day, which brings us to this glorious quote:

They’ve been doing this for 47 years, killing people for 47 years. Whether it’s the barracks or even the [U]SS Cole where they were involved, very strongly, they always denied it. But they were very strongly involved and all of the people that died through the roadside bombs, died and are right now walking around with no legs, no arms. A face that’s been so badly damaged.

This is a sitting president of the United States of America. And sure, a lot of states in the country have an abysmal adult reading level, so you really could say it’s par for the course. We are a nation of many, many dumbasses. Case in point, just the grammar alone in that incoherent screed is troubling (the quote in blue isn’t even a complete thought), but what we really have to be concerned about is that the guy in charge of the military and the economy thinks dead people can walk without legs. I wonder if he knows they can’t walk with legs either.

And just so we’re perfectly clear, we are far beyond the point where one can excuse this as a teleprompter issue (and they’ve tried this) or Trump being cryptic or sarcastic (tried that too, numerous times, to no avail). The only people who believe that horse shit are precisely the people whose IQs match up with Trump’s. We’re talking double digits. You can support a president and still admit that sometimes they aren’t the brightest crayon in the box. Then again, maybe it was easier when it was George W. “They misunderestimated me” Bush, because Trump makes him look like a genius.

One of my favorite hobbies from the old internet was making fun of dumb celebrities (I wonder what Kanye is up to). I do not, nor did I ever, care whether or not Trump decided to enter the field of politics, I still want to point out that potentially the most talked-about human being in the modern world couldn’t think his way out of a wet paper bag with a map. It’s free content, and when the world chuckled and guffawed at the foibles of the aforementioned ‘Dubya’, no one accused them of ‘Bush Derangement Syndrome’ because even Bush supporters weren’t a bunch of whining pansies. Remember when Trump said Biden spent millions of taxpayer dollars to create ‘transgender mice’? They were actually ‘transgenic’ mice, but who cares? If we weren’t meant to spew braindead drivel, would God have even given us mouths? I’ve got a million of ’em. This isn’t about his lies or his insensitive remarks, of which there are a million more, this is about Donald Trump being a stupid, stupid old man who’s had plenty of experience in the subject. He wasn’t smart when he was young either. Look it up. Learning is fun.

Now will I be talking about Trump a lot on this site? That depends, will he still be simultaneously the dumbest and most vocal celebrity on the planet? Because if so, chances are looking decent. I won’t promise anything, but since I started writing this, he’s probably said something with which I could start a whole new article, and I don’t think I can keep up that pace.

In the meantime, beware of the legless zombies or whatever.

Exo